Dear upstanding citizens,

If you were thinking you want to be more like Mike, here’s your song.  There are no single gloves, crotch grabs, or pedophilia, but it will surely melt your face like a blowdrier to the King of Pop’s mug.  Have fun.

Love,

Kelbs

By far the hardest part of this post was having to look at that damn picture the whole time.  Sorry about that.